Modern Art in 3 Steps

• 2013-06-15

  

  This is such a typical MA3S idea. But I really like it. 

• 2013-06-02

  This is NOT an MA3S

  It has way to many steps, but I figure this is a good place for it. This is an idea for a 30 second-or-so animation, but I can’t draw, let alone animate so I will simply describe each step of the animation. Read each step in order.

  1. A figure of a very beautiful woman appears. She is wearing cut-off jean shorts and like a crop-tee.

  2. A figure of a man appears in the background, sitting down. The woman sits down on his lap. He looks into her eyes, she looks into his.

  3. The man bends the woman backward, we lose sight of her face, but his eyes follow her eyes down.

  4. The woman’s foremost knee morphs to be more masculine, girthy, with leg hair.

  5. She bends back upright and, as we see her face again, it morphs to be the face of a man, scowling, he is mad.

  6. He/She swings her now masculine arm and punches the sitting man in the face.

  7. His head decapitates and flys upward and off to the side, the images of the sitting couple receed out of view and we follow the spinning and flying head.

  8. The head morphs into a rotating and flying basketball.

  9. The basketball sails down into a basketball hoop, which has now appeared on the side. Swish.

  10. The images disappear and an NBA logo appears.

  Thats it! I hope it was enjoyable to read!

• 2013-06-01

  

  This was a viewer submission, but I don’t know from who. I closed the Tumblr message and I can’t get it back. This should probably be the first thing @yahoo deals with, finding out who sent me this idea. If it was you holler at me and I’ll give you credit!

• 2013-05-25

  

  When I lived in South Dakota I would go to the Rapid City mall. There were these coin operated massage chairs. The nubbins in the back would move up, move down, move up on that side, down on the other, vibrate, pulsate, rotate etc. So good. The idea here is the nubbins would lurch the chair-back around the floor. Of course there would have to be some electrical wiring to make it run disconnected from the rest of the massage chair. What to do with the rest of the massage chair? I don’t know, do what ever you’d like with it.

• 2013-05-18

  

  It’s my opinion, with this one, the bigger the better, ideally 10 ft. high rim. Of course depending on your art space and the size of your crucifix you may have to settle for one of those hoops we’d put above our bedroom doors, or a plastic fisher price hoop. Or what about one of those small plastic hoops and court with the blue lever with a spring under it and you’d flip the small plastic balls into the hoop. What were those called?!?! Happy NBA playoff season!!

• 2013-05-11

  

  An MA3S greatest hit. This was MA3S at its most morbid. I thought this was really funny, and I still do.

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• 2013-05-04

  

  I had to be careful when spelling plaque not to spell plague, which reminded me this stray dog should be free of diseases etc.

• 2013-04-27

  

  Step one should read video tape a slinky slinking down the stairs. It would be stupid to just roll a slinky down the stairs.

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• 2013-04-20

  

  This is idea comes from Evan, check out his tumblr at http://canineorthodox.tumblr.com/, he also has a great tumblr about the majesty of high school year books, http://yearbookbusiness.tumblr.com/

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• 2013-04-13

  

  Just standard MA3S